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Ugly as fuck with a huge attitude but she likes to party and pound white claw because she's basic AF.

$9.99 

Prepared by your woman because she's retarded and can't do anything right.

$6.49

Molded bread I found under the couch. Top tier antibiotic if you ain't bitch made.  No prescription needed. Perfect for the STD your girl gave you because she got plowed by a real man.

$9.99

Multiple socks available. High top, low cut and mid heights. For an extra $3.99 we can send you a pic of who made your new sock as stiff as a board. 

$249.99

Literally no good uses for this but i really need it out of my yard. Rotted deck and locked up motor. Only 1 available so act fast!

$16.99

I don't know wtf you're gonna do with this and i really don't care. I'm keeping the severed foot that was in it. Being sold as is.

$146.99

A bag full of shit I found behind a hospital. Includes a bit of everything. I have not gone thru this so this could be an amazing price. I'd say it's worth the gamble.

$39.99

A smell in a jar. Could be the best thing you ever smelled or could not be. That's part of the mystery. Included with every jar is a link to the forum where everyone comes together to try and guess the smell they received and meet new like minded people. Every jar has a unique ID number so the smell can be confirmed once guessed.